Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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