I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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