And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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