I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Two words: nipple clamps
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