Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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