pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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