Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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