Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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