So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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