Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Randomize
