I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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