theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I supernannyed him into submission
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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