Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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