Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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