It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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