jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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