: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
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Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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