I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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