I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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