If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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