Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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