Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
