And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
what is it with giant penises always finding me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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