maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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