how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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