One girl and one boy is just not enough.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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