why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
how does that bad decision feel?
its liver damage thursday
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
