Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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