its not stalking. its research.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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