That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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