He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Blood and glitter go together right?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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