So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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