as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Your cock deserves a montage
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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