are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
