if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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