Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Randomize
