im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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