she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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