what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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