oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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