I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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