that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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