It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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