Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Life is so much better after having sex.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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