508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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