id be glad to
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Of course I have a pirate flag
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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