her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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