I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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