do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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