dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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